If you eat a Bloomin Onion at Outback then your fingers smell pretty similar to a fingering finger
Yep. Yep yep yep yep INDEED… affirmative
Demetri Martin explaining inappropriate sex response
That awkward moment when you text multiple people who you afterwards realize are no longer friends of yours on Facebook. Call that a times 4 tonight.
If anyone would like to talk, me too
I need someone who
Sees the fire in my eyes and
wants to play with it.
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